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Man 1: Thanks For Poisoning The Planet, Bastard! Mindy
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Man 1: Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!
Mindy: Get bent!
Man 2: No more Chernobyl!
Homer: Go to hell!
-- Homer and Mindy run the Nuclear Energy display,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
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Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you.
But I think as long as we're not alone together -- Ma...
Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor] Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers.
That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention....
Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...
Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" [They sit on the bed] Mindy...
Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
[weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger....
Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...
Mindy: Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same bed.
Homer: Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society, heh....