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• Selma: But... don't you love me? Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
  Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's i...
• Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
  MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
  my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...
• Dr.MM: Next we have Marge. She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
  Homer: Hey, turn it up! I love hearing those wackos!...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...