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• Burns: Then it's agreed. Of course, we can't sell the paintings now, we'd be caught.
  How many of you are familiar with the concept of a "tontine"?...
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you think that dead bodies get up and walk around at night?
  Abe: If they're anything like me, they have to get up twice....
• Was that me or was that you?
  -- Jasper after someone shoots a gun, "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish...
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• Abe: Ah, I guess Burns is finally gonna be rich. Ba
  Not without the keys, he isn't! [shows Abe the two keys] [long pause] Abe...
• Bart: Hey, Grampa, do you thing I could've been a Flying Hellfish?
  Abe: You're a gutsy daredevil with a give-em-hell attitude and a fourth-grade education....
• Burns: Oh, Simpson, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
  [Abe's pants go down with a "boing"] Abe...
• Smithers: They're gaining on us, sir. We'll have to jettison something.
  [Burns stares at him] It's been an honor to serve you, sir....
• Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
  I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong....