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• Marge: So... you want to go on tour with a traveling freak show.
  Homer: I don't think I have a choice, Marge. Marge...
• Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the opportunity came along.
  Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different people. Homerpalooza...
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....
• Sir, I run Hullabalooza's pageant of the transmundane --the freak show, and I've been looking for a big fatso to shoot with a cannon.
  I'd like very much for you to be that fatso....
• Lisa: Hey, Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years, man will have another finger.
  [shows an artist's conception of a five-fingered hand] Ba...
• Manager: Homer, I'm sorry. There's nothing worse than a yellow-bellied freak.
  .. unless that's his act. I expect your letter of resignation on my desk....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Legislated Nostalgia: To force a body of people to have memories they do not actually posse
  How can I be a part of the 1960s generation when I don't even remember any of it?...