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• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• Bart: One `mother' please. Clerk: Wait a minute. How old are you?
  Bart: 21, sir. Clerk: Get in the chair....
• Homer: So, do you think I have a case? Hutz: I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
  Homer: Woo-hoo! -- I'm sorry, did I say `hero'? I meant `zero'. "The New Kid on the Block...
• Homer: D'oh! I mean...hey. Bart: Good morning, Father dear.
  [hands him comics] Hope you're well. Lisa: Are we taking the new Lexus to Aunt Patty and Selma's funeral today?...
• Homer: Please please please, I want to make the team.
  [catches Roger Clemens] Clemens, did I make the team?...
• Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
  What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...
• Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
  They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and....
• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Bart wields an acetylene torch, his safety goggles neatly perched atop his head (not over his eyes).
  ] Homer: Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame....