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• Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
  Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? Ned: Uh-huh. Homer: [eats some] One, two.
  .. hey, what's the big idea? Ned: Oh, I admit it....
• Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
  Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....
• Well, I just fell like filling the house with the rich satisfying smell of tobacco.
  -- Marge, our new spokeperson, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
  Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
• That's the way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I like it.
• McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen.
  'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo....
• Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
  Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....