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McAllister: Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're On A Collision Course!
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McAllister: Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course!
Hard a-starboard!
Sailor: [just checking] Uh, port?
McAllister: [quietly] Aye, port.
-- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
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McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen.
'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo....
Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
-- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
-- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
-- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
-- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Yeah, it's a lazy dog-dangling afternoon... -- Attica, Attica, Attica!
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...