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• Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
  Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight....
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and that turtle's got all of my teeth!
  [looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks away, holding the oversized denture] Grampa...
• Oh, who thought a whale could be so heavy?! [sees Mulder] Cheese it!
  The feds! -- Moe, "The Springfield File...
• But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive.
  Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all around us....
• Quote #547 Mulder and Scully represent equal and competing parts of my nature.
  ..I guess I'm a natural skeptic, so I have much of the Scully character in me....
• Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
  Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI....
• Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...