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• Mulder: There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the Heartland of America.
  We've gotta get there right away. Scully: Well......
• Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and that turtle's got all of my teeth!
  [looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks away, holding the oversized denture] Grampa...
• Oh, who thought a whale could be so heavy?! [sees Mulder] Cheese it!
  The feds! -- Moe, "The Springfield File...
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• Quote #547 Mulder and Scully represent equal and competing parts of my nature.
  ..I guess I'm a natural skeptic, so I have much of the Scully character in me....
• Scully: Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector.
  I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully....
• Can there be a republic that does not slump under the weight of so much human desire?
  -- Michael Scully...
• Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
  Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI....
• Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. Thank you, and come again.
  Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Uh...could I just ask you a question?...