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• A sprinkle a day keeps Bob Morgan away.
• First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
• Things always fall at right angles. -- Sprinkle's law
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• We start with pure milk chocolate... Add a layer of farm-fresh honey.
  .. Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar... And dip it in rich, creamery butter....
• Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years.
  They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them....
• Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
  -- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...
• If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. -- Toilet graffiti
• Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you <will> be shot at.
  [reveals his chest] Each of these bullet wounds is a badge of honor....