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You're The First Person I've Had Over To The House Since My Dad Went Nuts.
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You're the first person I've had over to the house since my Dad went
nuts.
-- Nelson brings Lisa over, "Lisa's Date With Density"
Related:
Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
.. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person....
Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something. Lisa: Touche....
Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
I think I have a crush... Milhouse: [gasps] Oh!...
Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....