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  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...
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• Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
  Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?...
• Marge: Moe, I'm so glad I found you. Please, promise me you won't let Homer get hurt.
  Moe: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not the villain here, okay?...
• Tatum: Homer, your manager obviously loves you very much.
  Lucius, would you do that for me? Lucius: Absolutely, I would....
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...