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• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV!
  This one's for real! -- Homer Simpson A Milhouse Divided...
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• I wonder if a file is naked when you unzip it?
• It was a painful divorce--I lost the games!
• Homer: I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you, but you've got to save my marriage!
  Lisa: Oh. Okay. Can I stay up? Homer: [thinks] All right....
• Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you.
  Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
• Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it.
  [sits back to reveal a miniature doppelganger] Kid...
• Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV!
  -- Practical Homer, "A Milhouse Divided...