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• Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
  Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?...
• Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broke
  a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine. A Milhouse Divided...
• Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
  Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special?...
• Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father- in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
  Homer: Bo-ring. Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence....
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
  Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me. Kirk...
• Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
  Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
  Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....