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• Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
  .. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
• Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it, _loves_ it when I fail.
  Luanne: Oh yes, Kirk. I _love_ having to borrow money from my sister....
• Luanne: From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luanne Van Houten.
  Marge: Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything about you....
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Kirk: Uh, sorry we're late, but Luanne had to put on her face.
  She doesn't want anyone to know she's got no eyebrows....
• Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father- in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
  Homer: Bo-ring. Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence....
• Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
  Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
• Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
  Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....