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• Milhouse: [makes racing noises] And the winner of the Milhouse 500 is.
  .. Milhouse! Luanne: [from another room] Milhouse, are you sure you want to drive that inside?...
• Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
  Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
• Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well. [outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk
  [to staring Homer and Marge] What? -- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
  Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....
• Luanne: From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luanne Van Houten.
  Marge: Actually, Luanne, I don't really know anything about you....
• Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
  Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?...
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
  .. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....
• Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
  [laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....