Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
Homer: Bo-ring.
Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial
impotence...
Homer: Ooh, here we go!
Luanne: ...sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for
sixth with "TableTime" and "Allied Biscuit."
[Marge furtively hides a box of "Allied Biscuit"]
-- The Van Houtens fight at the Simpsons,
"A Milhouse Divided"
