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Marge: No. Pretzel Wagon's No Longer... 300 Pretzels?
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Marge: No. Pretzel Wagon's no longer... 300 pretzels?! Wait! Wait!
Let me get this down. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Meat Packer's Union
Hall, Batavia, New York. I'll send them right out!
-- Don't you smell a fish?,
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
Related:
Marge: Hmm! It's not bad! Frank: It's not only not bad -- it's not bread.
Knot bread", you get it? [chuckles] See?...
Marge: Welcome to Pretzel Wagon. May I take your order?
Lenny: [hesitating] Uh, let's see. I'll have... one, uh....
Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
Marge: [sighs] ...and then they gave me back my $500 investment and kicked me out of the club.
Homer: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Back up a bit now....
Well, here I am -- 11905 Dead Weasel Road. I don't see any apartment building.
-- You SURE you don't smell a fish, Marge?, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
[starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your franchise up and running....
Homer: Hey, what's all that commotion outside? Why, it's one of those pretzel wagons the movie stars are always talking about.
Lenny: [gasps] Here? Our plant? Homer: That's right, Lenny....
Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be....