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• Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
  [starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your franchise up and running....
• Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
  Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
• Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
  Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be....
• Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
  One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
• Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of need.
  Your help could make all the difference in the world....
• Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford....
• Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw _your_ pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!...
• Your fly might be open (but don't check it just now).