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• Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that.
  Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford....
• Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels! Marge
  Oh, no! No, don't do that! You're suppose to be _tasting_ them!...
• Whiskey and women'll kill you. I know. They killed my brother.
  He couldn't get either one so he just laid down and died. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)...
• Marge: Here you go! Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels for everyone.
  One bite and you'll be hooked! Skinner: [takes one] Thank you!...
• Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
  Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
• Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)
• I saw your pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere.
  I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already bloated snack hole....
• Marge: No. Pretzel Wagon's no longer... 300 pretzels?
  ! Wait! Wait! Let me get this down. Mm-hmm....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...