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• Bart: Hey, where'd that cool creepy Santa come from?
  John: Japan. Except over there they call him "Annual Gift Man" and he lives on the moon....
• [to the hole] Hello? [echo] China? A little help? -- Homer, "Homer's Phobia
• Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that! -- Homer's value of children, "Homer's Phobia
• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• No refunds, force majeure, read the back of your tickets. -- Bart, "Homer's Phobia
• Homer: And that kinda stuff is worth money? John: Boy howdy!
  Homer: Man, you should come over to our place. It's full of valuable worthless crap....
• Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid, uh.
  .. Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow...
• Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
  Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...