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• Come on, cantaloup! -- Milhouse, the unknown gambler, "Homer's Phobia
• Burns: Yes? Homer: [pause] Hello. Burns: May I help you?
  Homer: Uh...could you give me a little push in the opposite direction?...
• Fifty bucks for a toy? No kid is worth that! -- Homer's value of children, "Homer's Phobia
• No refunds, force majeure, read the back of your tickets. -- Bart, "Homer's Phobia
• Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
  -- Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine, "Marge on the Lam...
• Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer's Phobia...
• Do you have to be so effeminate around the boy? -- Homer to Marge, "Homer's Phobia
• Homer: That John is the greatest guy in the world. We've gotta have him and his wife over for drinks sometime.
  Marge: Hmm, I don't think he's married, Homer. Home...
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...