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• Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
  Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
  Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! [Roger Myers' voice] I have to go now....
• Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
  Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
• Bart: Well, yeah, Mom. I mean, we love you and Dad too, but God knows we don't need to see you every day.
  Marge: An occasional hug is all I ask. [hugs him] Ba...
• Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy & Scratchy!
  [reads] Poochie the dog?! Lisa: [unfooled] Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings....
• Well, I guess I learned my lesson. The thing is, I lost creative control of the project.
  And I forgot to ask for any money. Well, live and learn....
• Homer: How'd you get to be so good? June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
  I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner] Meep!...
• Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
  Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot....
• Scratchy: Ooh, Poochie is one outrageous dude. Itchy
  He's totally in my face. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...