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• Homer: Your old meat made me sick! Apu: Oh, I'm so sorry.
  [gets a pail of shrimp] Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp?...
• eats ham, but his stomach groans] Stomach...churning!
  [eats some more] Bowels...clenching! Not much time....
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....
• Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.
  [opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low?...
• Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can find justice?
  Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Home...
• Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
  Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the gourmet....
• Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp. Apu: That's $1.
  85. Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu...
• Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won! [Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from the case] [Homer holds it, but Burns takes it] Bu
  You mean, _I_ won. Apu: But we were a team, Sir....
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....