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Lisa: Stop! Don't Recycle! It's Murder! You're Helping Mr.
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Lisa: Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping Mr.
Burns!
Woman: [robotically] But you told us to recycle.
Man: [robotically] You convinced us it was good.
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
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