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Hi, ho, faceless employees.
-- Monty Burns greets his faceless employees,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can't be beat.
[rubs his tummy] Mmm-mm!...
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...
By the time this paid political announcement is done, every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hands.
[realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends....
But don't take <my> word for it. Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what &l
he> thinks....