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YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
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YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....
Thank you for watching `Movie for a Dreary Afternoon'.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Burns: Do you realize how much it costs to run for office?
More than any honest many could afford! Home...
Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
Hi, ho, faceless employees.