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• Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
  Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....
• Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns... [shows standard portrait of Monty Burns] .
  .. into this one. [shows `artist's conception'....
• Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
  Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...
• Now, here's the problem as I see it. While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all, ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
  -- Monty Burns' political advisor, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole? * Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap Count The Eyes, Mr.
  Burns!...