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• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
  That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....
• Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Ooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!
  -- Lisa, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
  -- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
  It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...