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Now, Here's The Problem As I See It. While Governor Bailey Is Belov\'ed By All, Ninety-eight Percent Of The Voters Rate You As Despicable Or Worse.
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Now, here's the problem as I see it.
While Governor Bailey is belov\'ed by all,
ninety-eight percent of the voters rate you as despicable or worse.
-- Monty Burns' political advisor,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....
Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Advisor: Their job is to turn this Mr. Burns... [shows standard portrait of Monty Burns] .
.. into this one. [shows `artist's conception'....