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Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole?
* Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap
Count The Eyes, Mr. Burns!
-- The Springfield Shopper Headlines,
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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