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Mr. Burns Wants You To Appear Veeeery Affectionate Towards Him.
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Mr. Burns wants you to appear veeeery affectionate towards him.
But we must remind you, he hates being touched.
-- Preparing for Burns' visit as part a campaign
publicity stunt, "Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes on Every Fish"
Related:
Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime tomorrow?
Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train....
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole? * Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap Count The Eyes, Mr.
Burns!...
Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole? \\ * Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap \\ Count The Eyes, Mr.
Burns!...
Advisor: Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the latest polls show you are up six points.
Burns: Ah, giving me a total of... Advisor: Six....
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish