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Bart: Is Your Boss Governor Yet? Homer: Not Yet, Son, Not Yet.
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Bart: Is your boss governor yet?
Homer: Not yet, son, not yet.
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"
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