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• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
  Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield.
  Marge: "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community....
• I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer in "There's No Disgrace Like Home", from The Simpso
• Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
  I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...