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• Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
  It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....
• Homer: Now, remember! As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
  Lisa: Hey Bart! Last one in the fountain's a rotten egg!...
• Homer: Bart! Lisa! [swans stampede Homer] Willya.
  .. D'oh... Where are are you kids! [Bart beans Homer with a rock] Ow!...
• Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
  upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
  Lisa: Tough choice. Bart: I'm picking respect. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Bart: Cheer up, Homer. Homer: Can't. Bart: [happily] OK.
  Marge: What if you pretended that this couch were a bar?...