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Honey, I've Given This Matter A Lot Of Study, And Of All The Commercials I Saw, His Was The Best.
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Honey, I've given this matter a lot of study, and of all the commercials
I saw, his was the best.
-- Homer suggests the family see Dr. Marvin Monroe,
"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center".
[Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.] Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today?...
Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help, professional help.
So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe....
Homer: Wait a minute, these mallet things are padded with foam rubber.
What's the point? Bart: They work much better without the padding, Doc....
Whoa! Okay, so you want to kill each other. That's good, that's healthy.
There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict....
Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
Monroe: Everyone comfy? Hmmph, good. Now don't touch any of those buttons in front of you for a very important reason.
I.e., You are wired in to the rest of your family....
Homer: Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Maybe we should move to a larger community. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Monroe: Hello, I'm Doctor Marvin Monroe, no doubt you recognize me from TV.
Lisa: We would if we had one. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
I want to be alone with my thought. -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like Home