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Homer: Wait A Minute, These Mallet Things Are Padded With Foam Rubber.
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Homer: Wait a minute, these mallet things are padded with foam rubber.
What's the point?
Bart: They work much better without the padding, Doc.
-- At Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy,
"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
Monroe: Everyone comfy? Hmmph, good. Now don't touch any of those buttons in front of you for a very important reason.
I.e., You are wired in to the rest of your family....
Whoa! Okay, so you want to kill each other. That's good, that's healthy.
There's nothing necessarily wrong with hostile conflict....
TV: All-star Boxing was brought to you by "Doctor Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center".
[Dr. Marvin Monroe waves.] Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today?...
Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help, professional help.
So I've made us an appointment with Dr. Marvin Monroe....
Honey, I've given this matter a lot of study, and of all the commercials I saw, his was the best.
-- Homer suggests the family see Dr. Marvin Monroe, "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Monroe: Hello, I'm Doctor Marvin Monroe, no doubt you recognize me from TV.
Lisa: We would if we had one. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
Bart: Whoa! Look at this place, what a dump! Home
It's worst than you think, heh heh heh. I just trampled this poor sap's flower bed....