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For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me,
they were laughing <towards> me!
-- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Homer"
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Oh, what a family. My wife and kids stood by me. On the way home, I realized how little that helped.
.. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
Bart was strangely quiet. Later, he explained he was confused by feelings of respect for me.
It wouldn't last. -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front....
This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife....
And I got up in front of them. I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle!...
They are laughing at me, not with me.
The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.
-- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror III...
Homer: Okay, where were we? Bart: Mom was preggers and Dad threw all our money down a sink hole.
Homer: Ah yes. -- Homer narrates the story of Bart's childhood, "Lisa's First Word...
Skinner: They called me old-fashioned for teaching the duck-and-cover method, but who's laughing now!
-- "Homer Defined...