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• You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
  Thanksgiving...
• Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
  Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!...
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Bart: You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
  Lisa: Bart. Bart: [amazed] What did you say? Say it again!...
• Grampa: [fumbling with the joystick] What do I do? Ba
  Grampa, do you want to go to the right? Grampa: Yes?...
• Whoa! My whiffle balls! My frisbees! My water rockets!
  I've hit the jackpot! -- Bart climbs to the roof, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
• Lisa: Dad, this isn't about glue. It's about territoriality.
  He only wants the glue because I'm using it....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...