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This Is The Most Stirring Display Of Gallantry And Sportsmanship Since Mountbatten Gave India Back To The Punjabs.
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This is the most stirring display of gallantry and sportsmanship since
Mountbatten gave India back to the Punjabs.
-- Tearful announcer, "Dead Putting Society"
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Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been a stirring afternoon of miniature golf.
The cream has risen. The wheat has bid farewell to the chaff....
Bosom. -- Bart, "Dead Putting Society
Announcer: This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lazarus rose from the dead!
Homer: Laza-who? -- Driving to church, "The Telltale Head...
Read the `bosom' part again, Dad! -- Lisa, "Dead Putting Society
Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
Golf... `Anecdotes'... `Eisenhower and'... `fishing'.
.. `humor'... `Japanese obsession with'... Ah, here it is....
Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this.
It is not okay to lose. -- Homer Simpson Dead Putting Society...
One o'clock. Still just a potato. -- Bart's science project, "Dead Putting Society
Play it where it lays, Homer. -- Bart after Homer botches a putt, "Dead Putting Society