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Ah, Here It Is. The Complete Handyman's Bookshelf.
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Ah, here it is. The complete handyman's bookshelf. Volume 1: Spice
racks.
-- Homer sets to work to build a spice rack,
"Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Related:
Homer: Marge, I'm going to build you a spice rack. Marge
Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble just for me....
Spice is nice.
Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
Some *must* be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the hell?...
Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
-- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Announcer: It's a tool that every home handyman needs!
It's a jigsaw! It's a power drill! It's a wood-turning lathe!...
The plural of spouse is spice.
Gig drives - the Spice of the 90'
Perversity is the spice of life.