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• Artist: This will be the art event of the century.
  The greatest masterpiece of the Italian renaissance, Michelangelo's David, on a coast-to-coast tour of United States....
• Homer: Pretty soon, every boy and girl in Springfield Elementary School is going to come and see this thing.
  Marge: Really? Why? Homer: They're forcing 'em!...
• Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down?
  That's our topic tonight on Smartline......
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
  Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
• Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
  Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Homer: One adult and four children. Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
  Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park....
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...