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• This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
  -- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.
  -- Apprentice chef at the Japanese restaurant, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
  Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge!...
• Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
  Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid?...
• Marge: Please, Homer, can't we try it? [going to a sushi bar] Home
  No. Lisa: Please, Dad, this argument humiliates us both....
• Oh I want to be in that rumba When the saints go over there!
  -- Homer sings to Lisa's sax playing, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Homer: [on the phone] You gotta help me, Barney, I'm in jail.
  Barney: You are? Hey, Homer, go to the window. [waves across the street to Homer] Hiya neighbor!...
• Homer: What are you getting at? Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded, try new things, live life to the.
  .. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...
• Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
  One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...