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No Need To Panic. There Is A Map To The Hospital On The Back Of The Menu.
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No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the
menu.
-- Apprentice chef at the Japanese restaurant,
"One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
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Apprentice: But master, we need your skilled hands.
Master chef: My skilled hands are busy! -- The master chef making the pretzel with Mrs....
This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid?...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Marge: Mm, there's that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street.
.. Bart: Sushi? Hey, maybe this is just one of those things you hear on the playground, but isn't that raw fish?...
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...