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Herbert: Every Day We're Losing Ground To The Japanese And I Want To Know Why.
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Herbert: Every day we're losing ground to the Japanese and I want to
know why.
Advisor: Oh, unfair trade practices?
Advisor: Mushy-headed one-worlders in Washington?
Advisor: Some sort of gypsy curse?
-- board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Related:
Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
.. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....
Hang up, call me back, and say the exact opposite of everything you just said.
-- Herbert, to his advisor, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Advisor: What about a separate soundproof bubble-dome for the kids with optional restraints and muzzles?
Homer: Bullseye! -- designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
People don't want cars named after hungry old Greek broads!
-- Herbert Powell, board meeting, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Advisor: The voters now see you as imperial and god-like.
Burns: Hot dog! Advisor: But there's a down-side to it....
Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...