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Homer: [writing] "...It Was The Most I Ever Threw Up, And It Changed My Life Forever.
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Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my
life forever."
Bart: You the man, Homer!
Homer: Thanks, boy!
-- What it is, "Homer Goes to College"
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It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
-- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
[long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...
Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those are reindeer!...
Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...
Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....
Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey! Home...
Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old Dean!...