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Until This Moment, I Never Knew Why God Put Me On This Earth, But Now I Know
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Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I
know: To buy that comic book!
-- Bart, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
Related:
Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
Bart: Now you know better....
Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
-- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
Bart: [Daniel Stern's voice, a la Wonder Years] Me?
Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away, forever....
Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
Radioactive Man: Ah, these Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves that I need to combat evil.
Fallout Boy: Gee willikers, Radioactive Man. Wished I was old enough to smoke Laramies....
Bart: Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man #1.
So why don't you just waddle over there and get it?...