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Dried Apricots? Almond Paste? Sauerkraut Candy! -- Mrs.
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Dried apricots? Almond paste? Sauerkraut candy!
-- Mrs. Quick offers Bart some sweets,
"Three Men and a Comic Book"
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Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
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-- Marge, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
Until this moment, I never knew why God put me on this earth, but now I know
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Do you think the ghost of Dirk Richter haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?