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Bart: Look Pal, We Got A Hundred Bucks And We'd Like To Buy Radioactive Man #1.
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Bart: Look pal, we got a hundred bucks and we'd like to buy
Radioactive Man #1. So why don't you just waddle over
there and get it?
Dealer: Yes, sir.
-- Bart in charge, "Three Men and a Comic Book"
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Bart: Wow, Radioactive Man #1! I bet it's worth a million bucks!
Dealer: It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for a hundred, because you remind me of me....
Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
Martin: Can you let me have it for forty dollars? Deale
Forty bucks? You made me get off my stool for that?...
Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've killed him.
Bart: Now you know better....
Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
[jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?...
Bart: We worked so hard, and now it's all gone.
We ended up with nothing because the three of us can't share....
Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...
Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....