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Narrator: When Most People Think Of Nuclear Energy, They Think Of This.
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Narrator: When most people think of nuclear energy, they think of
this...
A-Bomb: BOOM! [the kids cheer wildly]
-- Nuclear Energy, our misunderstood friend,
"Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
Man 1: Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard! Mindy
Get bent! Man 2: No more Chernobyl! Homer: Go to hell!...
And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
-- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
The one great gift to humankind from our nuclear physicists has been the nuclear bomb.
How can we ever thank them? -- Edward Abbey...
The neutron bomb is a nuclear device that kills people without destroying buildings.
Many people feel this is inhumane; they much prefer the old- fashioned humane-type nuclear devices that kill people *and* destroy buildings....
Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles.
generate vt. To produce something according to an algorithm or program or set of rules, or as a (possibly unintended) side effect of the execution of an algorithm or program.
The opposite of parse. This term retains its mechanistic connotations (though often humorously) when used of human behavior....
generate: vt. To produce something according to an algorithm or program or set of rules, or as a (possibly unintended) side effect of the execution of an algorithm or program.
The opposite of {parse}. This term retains its mechanistic connotations (though often humorously) when used of human behavior....
Burns: What in blue-blazes do you think you're doing, Simpson?
Homer: What do you mean, sir? Burns: [showing Homer the photo] I mean this!...